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Poems From a Grey Grey Cubicle

Posted in Uncategorized by THE Original Indian Comedian on the February 25th, 2005

Poems from a grey grey cubicle :-

Little Journey into myself

I saw a little rabbit brown and fluffy
Hop across my office on the outside of the solid glass.
I see a beautiful blossom on the trees
I see my manager shouting on the phone
I chuckle as he says ‘ I can do that if you finance my divorce!’

I see a blue jay on the tree branch
I see as it moves its little blue jay ass from branch to branch.
I want to know if the rabbit saw the blue jay.
I want to know if you love me ?

I see your photographs in my head as I listen to music and go away.
I see you dancing in my head as I listen to music and go away.
I see you move and I see you groove
I see the puzzles that make you ponder
As I smile shyly and I shyly wonder

Do you know I exist ?
Do you know I am human ?
Do you know if I have a heart ?
Do you know if I we make a spark ?
You embark on a new journey in life .
You emerge out of the embers of your previous self
You glow – you golden Phoenix – in your lovely strife
I draw even further as I split me in my other self.

So this soldier of fortune accepts defeat
Caressing a broken and wounded heart
Beating my heart into a broken beat
I lie, I cry, I stay awake,
I see the rabbit again
I see the blue jay
I hear the shouting
I am back .
I am back.
I am.

Tapan Trivedi

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Posted in Uncategorized by THE Original Indian Comedian on the February 8th, 2005

Police Dog Search Joke :-

In the state of California it is now legal for a highway patrol officer
to use drug sniffing dogs if the officer chooses to.

In the state of California it is now legal for a highway patrol officer
to use drug sniffing dogs if the officer chooses to.
So now I keep bacon in my car along with pot.

To confuse the dogs.
Now I face a terrible dilemma.

If I get the munchies do I eat the bacon ?
So someone said keep a female dog in heat and you will be OK.
So I gave an ad in the paper asking for “Bitch in Heat”

I got so many phone calls from gay guys.