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Anti Ann Coulter 3 – Nov 24th 2006

Posted in Uncategorized by funnyindian on the November 26th, 2006

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOUR FLIGHT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE?
WHY BROWN PEOPLE SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO HELL ?

Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

So that the Irish, the French, the Germans and all the other countries that hate us can get in on them.

Witnesses said the imams stood to do their evening prayers in the terminal before boarding, chanting “Allah, Allah, Allah” — coincidentally, the last words heard by hundreds of airline passengers on 9/11 before they died.Therein lies your ignorance Ann. Moslems don’t STAND and pray. They sit and kneel. Chanting of Allah, Allah Allah being the last words that people heard– if that is the security standard you want to set for the USA then I would say why don’t we go a step further and arrest and remove anyone who says ‘Holy Shit’ or ‘Oh No’ or ‘Wowzie’ also because I am fairly certain that a few of those were definitely amongst the last words too. I would ask the widows of the attack for an opinion but then I would get a biased opinion.
 
Witnesses also said that the imams were talking about Saddam Hussein, and denouncing America and the war in Iraq.
Yes stupid witnesses who didn’t have any knowledge of the language being spoken or of the context. This is the exact thing that happens when fear mongering takes over the lives of common people.
 
About the only scary preflight ritual the imams didn’t perform was the signing of last wills and testaments.
Complete and utter rhetoric. Ann, did you skip logic classes? Who is the passenger that complained? Would he/she be aware of the difference between a Hindu and a Muslim?

After boarding, the imams did not sit together and some asked for seat belt extensions, although none were morbidly obese. Three of the men had one-way tickets and no checked baggage.

And one of them farted loudly which disturbed others too. One of them even went ahead and ordered a beverage!! OH MY GOD!! He ordered a beverage. And he was Muslim. Muslims can’t order beverages can they??

Also they were Muslims.Listen Ann. Listen to the voice of reason which used to resonate in your head at one point before the dollar signs in your eyes took over the control of the rest of your body.
 
The idea that a Muslim boycott against US Airways would hurt the airline proves that Arabs are utterly tone-deaf. This is roughly the equivalent of Cindy Sheehan taking a vow of silence.
Or Ann Coulter taking a vow of hysteria . Or Bill OReilly saying he would bully everyone on his show . Or Halliburton saying they will exploit the blood of the innocent.

How can we hope to deal with people with no sense of irony? The next thing you know, New York City cab drivers will be threatening to bathe.
Or Christian conservatives would stop raping kids  !!Come to think of it, the whole affair may have been a madcap advertising scheme cooked up by US Airways.It worked with me. US Airways is my official airline now. Northwest, which eventually flew the Allah-spouting Muslims to their destinations, is off my list. You want to really hurt a U.S. air carrier’s business? Have Muslims announce that it’s their favorite airline.

I can only hope that this doesn’t mean that you are only going to fly US Airways – cause I fly them too and I am absolutely horrified at the thought of you sitting next to me. I am afraid that my projectile vomit will kill you and I will land up a hero in the eyes of millions for something not so noble. As of today the US Airways released the following statement:-
“We are always concerned when passengers are inconvenienced and especially concerned when a situation occurs that causes customers to feel their dignity was compromised. We do not tolerate discrimination of any kind,” the airline said.
 That means they will let the Muslims fly their airline and Muslims will fly US Airways again. I hope that means you will boycott them.The clerics had been attending an imam conference in Minneapolis (imam conference slogan: “What Happens in Minneapolis — Actually, Nothing Happened in Minneapolis”). But instead of investigating the conference, the government is now investigating my favorite airline.What threat could Muslims flying from Minnesota to Arizona be?
NO THREAT AT ALL- if you could depend upon the bravery of 150 odd other passengers and 2 or more Air Marshals that probably were on that plane. Ann, here is where your cowardice lies. Just because they were able to do it once doesn’t mean that they will do it again. If a plane that I was on was hijacked then I would fight tooth and nail and belt buckle to anyone that tried to hijack it – Muslim or non Muslim or otherwise!! I don’t have much faith in the government to stop such an attack but Ann you are completely giving up on the courage of ordinary American’s and THAT is what is so troubling . Are you so detached from the people of this wonderful country of ours that you don’t trust their bravery. I say, let those idiots try once again. The reason why they succeeded in landing three of those planes on their targets is because the passengers on the plane actually took it for a hijack. I doubt if that will EVER happen again. Insinuating that it would – as you did in this column – proves that you are very detached from the lives of the common people of the USA.
 
Three of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 received their flight training in Arizona. Long before the attacks, an FBI agent in Phoenix found it curious that so many Arabs were enrolled in flight school. But the FBI rebuffed his request for an investigation on the grounds that his suspicions were based on the same invidious racial profiling that has brought US Airways under investigation and into my good graces.

Yes and it was  this kind of racial profiling that led to the deaths of Amadou Diallo, Ousmane Zongo and Sean Bell.

Lynne Stewart’s client, the Blind Sheik, Omar Abdel-Rahman, is serving life in prison in a maximum security lock-up in Minnesota. One of the six imams removed from the US Airways plane was blind, so Lynne Stewart was the one missing clue that would have sent all the passengers screaming from the plane.

This is total BS Ann. “that would have sent all the passengers screaming from the plane.” – is that your characterization of the US public en masse? I don’t think that the people of this country would go ‘screaming from the plane’ as you mention. I think they will beat the shit out of any zealot that tries to capture a bus – let alone a plane. THAT MUCH I GUARANTEE – The people of this country may not be the smartest but they don’t lack in courage as you make them out to be. How dare you suggest otherwise ?

Wholly apart from the issue of terrorism, don’t we have a seller’s market for new immigrants? How does a blind Muslim get to the top of the visa list? Is there a shortage of blind, fanatical clerics in this country that I haven’t noticed? Couldn’t we get some Burmese with leprosy instead? A 4-year-old could do a better job choosing visa applicants than the U.S. Department of Immigration.

Yes. And if the Dept of Homeland security was NOT so focused on an unpopular and stupid war a million miles away they would have gotten on it right away!!
 
One of the stunt-imams in US Airways’ advertising scheme, Omar Shahin, complained about being removed from the plane, saying: “Six scholars in handcuffs. It’s terrible.”
Stunt Imams?? Did I miss the part where he did a back flip after chanting Allah Allah Allah?
Yes, especially when there was a whole conference of them! Six out of 150 is called “poor law enforcement.” How did the other 144 “scholars” get off so easy?
Shahin’s own “scholarship” consisted of continuing to deny Muslims were behind 9/11 nearly two months after the attacks. On Nov. 4, 2001, The Arizona Republic cited Shahin’s “skepticism that Muslims or bin Laden carried out attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon.” Shahin complained that the government was “focusing on the Arabs, the Muslims. And all the evidence shows that the Muslims are not involved in this terrorist act.”

Yes of course Shahin is going to state stupid statements like that. He is from Pakistan – the country that produces most of these illiterate power mongers who – much like you – take advantage of the ignorance of the meek. I say lets do with them and attack the country and be done with it. What is it that you say? They are our friends?? But wait – they are the country where the Taliban came from? They are still our friends? That is the country that is a nuclear power. They are still our friends? They are the country that passed the law that would stop rape victims from being punished as early as Nov 24 2006. Come on Ann even you can see that going to the source is the key. Pakistan is a country FORMED on an Islamic religious belief and they do their best to keep their illiterate, backward and ill intentioned ways – why are they our friends??
In case your memory of that time is hazy, within three days of the attack, the Justice Department had released the names of all 19 hijackers — names like Majed Moqed, Ahmed Alghamdi, Mohand Alshehri, Ahmed Ibrahim A. Al Haznawi and Ahmed Alnami. The government had excluded all but 19 passengers as possible hijackers based on extensive interviews with friends and family of nearly every passenger on all four flights. Some of the hijackers’ seat numbers had been called in by flight attendants on the planes.Remind me which country were they from? And what is our status of relationship with them?
By early October, bin Laden had produced a videotape claiming credit for the attacks. And by Nov. 4, 2001, The New York Times had run well over 100 articles on the connections between bin Laden and the hijackers — even more detailed and sinister than the Times’ flowcharts on neoconservatives!Also, if I remember correctly, al-Qaida had taken out full-page ads in Variety and the Hollywood Reporter thanking their agents for the attacks.


Your memory serves you wrong. There were no such ads.
But now, on the eve of the busiest travel day in America, these “scholars” have ginned up America’s PC victim machinery to intimidate airlines and passengers from noticing six imams chanting “Allah” before boarding a commercial jet.
 The proof, as they say, is in the pudding. What happened eventually? Did they fly? Yes. Did they find any weapons on them? No. Did they create any hassle for anyone? No. Did the passengers who complain issue a statement that he/she felt better after they had done. The detention did nothing except feed fuel to the discontent of the Muslim community – which in this country is actually educating themselves and getting out of the puritanical psychic chains that bind them and gave you the material for a column. – THAT’S IT. Apart from that it didn’t solve anything and it didn’t raise any questions for any logical human being. So far the only really important service it did was expose your lack of faith in the courage of the normal folks of this country!!

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